The Iowa Olympics

Sorry the blog has been silent for so long. I have much to catch you up on and will do so soon, but first you've doubtless been beat over the head with the news that the Iowa caucuses are today. I'm popping my caucus cherry after work tonight and from what I've heard it will be just as bloody and drunken as my literal first time. Can't wait. Will update you all either later tonight or in the throes of my hangover tomorrow morning.