Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Love Letter to Claire Hoffman

I'm late on this, but Claire Hoffman, a 29 year-old Iowan and writer for the LA Times, wrote a fantastic piece on Girls Gone Wild fucker Joe Francis. The story is great, definitely read it, and then prepare to want to murder Francis, who manhandles, hurts and later threatens our heroine. She keeps her cool, even when he tries to get her fired by calling her editor and accuses her of behaving inappropriately due to her crush on him. I tried to find her email on the masthead of the Times, but to no avail, so this is my official public declaration of love for Claire Hoffman, who punched Joe Francis in his ugly, rapey face. Thank you Claire.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said. The ugly violent fucker should be behind bars.

4:46 PM  
Blogger Tim said...

This article already made the rounds in my various email groups. It's only a matter of time before a vigilante group of fathers find this guy and disembowel him in a most uncomfortable way.

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed. I am not a fan of Joe Francis in any way, but a "group of vigilante fathers" would be better served to have raised their daughters to make better choices. Don't blame Joe Francis for someone else's behavior. he is just profiting from it. Whatever happened to being responsible for your own actions?! Great article by Claire Hoffman.

1:25 PM  
Blogger Screwsan said...

Haven't you heard? No one under the age of 25 is responsible for his or her own actions any more. Yeah, they totally passed a bill or something, like two years ago.

Kids these days, with the tits and the alcoholism!

7:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a man with a daughter exhibiting questionable behavior choices, I say that there is no place for the encouragement of deviant behavior from girls with an underdeveloped sence of modesty. Joe Francis is on a short list of people who will most certainly leave this earth before I do, if I have a say about it.

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and now that some time has passed, and Joe Francis has spent a 10 months in a lockup in Arizona, is there still any doubt about what a stain this guy really is?

I've got my fingers crossed on the courts coming through on the 10 years he is facing for tax evasion.

Joe Francis should get his tats now, while they can be done by a professional using actual tatoo ink, instead of later by a big lonely guy engraving the name "Bubba" inside a heart on Francis' cheeks with a safety pin.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Screwsan said...

He does have a real purty mouth, that boy.

2:38 PM  

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