Vail, Colorado: Make Out City, USA

Dear Screwsan is now photo-ready. To celebrate, we vogued an homage to Charlie's Angels in an underground parking garage in Vail. Having never been to Vail, we didn't know what to expect exactly. Certainly not to be surrounded by cut, 19 year-old snow-boarding dudes who somehow all have a thing for older women. I got to practice my baby cougar moves, but was completely shown up by the 40-something coug doing yoga handstands on the dance floor, causing her shirt to fly up and expose most of her leathery, yet well-maintained cougar-torso. There's not a store in Vail called Betty Ford Alpine Gardens for nothing. 


Young cougars at rest.