Monday, November 01, 2004

Halloween Update

Shortly after our haiku to JSF was made public in the boyfriend's apartment, the videogame porn was retired for the evening and the revery began. After downing a few of our killer "President Kerry" cocktails (cheap vodka, ruby red grapefruit juice, tonic water and lime) the boys finally found the Halloween spirit. Suddenly, they were prancing around the apartment in cobbled-together "costumes" consisting largely of wigs, fake boobs, and stuffed animals.

We proceeded to host a late-night dance party to VH1 Classics that included some magnificent amateur performances to "Always Something There to Remind Me" by Naked Eyes, and "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors, accompanied by more vodka drinking, a hot dance trip to a local teen bar, and some ill-advised vicodan consumption by Dear Screwsan.

All-in-all, a better Halloween than anticipated, although we could have done without the fainting.



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