I Did It.

I'm finally cool.

Does this balance out the fact that my going away party is on the embarrassingly lame Saturday night?

No, it's simply proof that I will never be able to afford to live in Jersey City again. It's been a swell five years. Welcome trustafarians, hipsters and grups!

P.S. Come to my party if you want to live! (Saturday, December 9, 7:30 The Magician, 118 Rivington at Essex)