What a Good Wife You Will Be

Behold Brandy, my mother's new alpaca, son of Blackberry, named after my maternal grandmother's penchant for the vile, fruity liqueur. I know he looks like an alien, but I'm told he is perfectly healthy. He also looks wise beyond his years, but I'm not sure how that could possibly manifest itself in an alpaca. Perhaps he will be better at eating and pooping than everyone else. I keep my fingers crossed.